An insect falls into a mug of beer Englishman : Throws his mug away and walks out. American : Takes the insect out and drinks the beer. Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the beer away. Indian : Sells the beer to the American, insect to the Chinese and gets a fresh beer for himself. Pakistani : Accuses the Indian of putting the insect in his beer, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for Military aid and gets a loan from the American to buy another beer. He then moves to England and …

An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place and okay until one day when the German told him ""Englanderyour arm is infected with gangrene vee must cut it off."" The English prisoner said ""Well okay but could you drop it over England when you go bombing?"" The German replied ""Ya that vill not be a problem."" A few weeks later the German tells the Englishman that they have to cut his other arm off. The Englishman says ""Well could drop it ove…

American scientists made a clocks ... that goes forward a second if someone swears near it. So for testing they put them in army barracks of England, France and Russia. After a while they go and check on clocks. In England clock is 2 second forward. In France clock is 30 seconds forward. They now visit Russia and see that clock is missing. They ask nearby solider :"What happened to the clock?". Solider replies : "We didn't need that fan in here."

a joke from the war a man is flying a combat mission over Europe. He gets shot down and has to bail out. He breaks both his legs, is captured by Germans, then taken to a POW camp. The first week they have to amputate his right leg. He asks one of them "After you're done, can you have one of your pilots fly my leg over my base in England and drop it there?", so they do it. The next week they have to cut off his other leg. And he asks them again "Could you please have someone drop this off o…