A man was rushed to the ER with six toy horses up his ass The doctors described his condition as stable.#Er0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?" I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.#Er0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Can't beat fresh apple pie" she says, setting 1 down. I slam my fist into it. 3rd degree burns. "Wrong" I whisper 4 hrs later in the ER.#Er0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Based on the number of nurses on twitter, I now know why I'm bleeding to death in the ER.#Twitter#Er#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Friend: Bro, those were sick fireworks! Sorry about your eye, but I think the ER may be busy. Me: No worries, my wife made reservations.#Er#Marriage0🔗 ShareWhatsApp