19 people got trampled at the Berlin Love Parade?! That's like if the War on Terror resulted in more terrorists!

[time travels to 1941 Berlin to kill Hitler] Damn I should've learned German [looks down at American flag bodysuit] This was also a bad idea

Trump calls Angela Merkel's office... Trump calls Angela Merkel's office. Secretary answers. Trump: ""What's the time difference between Washington and Berlin""? Secretary: ""Just a second, Mr. President..."" Trump: ""Thanks"" <click>

German people are so rude. I helped someone in Berlin and all he did was call me ""donkey.""