While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Wally and his wife Carolyn listened to the instructor declare, ""It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."" He addressed the men, ""Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?"" Wally leaned over, touched Carolyn's arm gently and whispered, ""Pillsbury All-Purpose, isn't it honey?"" And thus began Wally's life of celibacy....

Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Carolyn that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love. Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said, ""Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?"" Carolyn agreed and again they made love. Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight hours of life left.…

I Forget the Name Two elderly men are conversing and drinking wine while their wives prepare dinner in the kitchen. As the discussion begins to dwindle, Tom and Norman decide to delve into their limited pop culture knowledge. "Well now, Tom," says Norman, "me and Carolyn tuned into one of those nightly talk shows the other day. Boy, was it a hoot! But I can't seem to remember for the life of me what it was called." 'Here, describe it to me. Lets see if I can help," offers Tom. "Well, he was…

A hotel is holding a convention for chess aficionados... During the daytime, the chess fans can play each other in the ballroom, watch panels that discuss optimal tactics and long-term strategies, or watch videos of famous chess matches. In the night, many of them gather in the hotel lobby to discuss the game and what they've seen today. The hotel manager overhears groups of conversations in the lobby as he walks around. "I once beat a supercomputer at my local university," brags one. "That'…