A black man finds the ID of Leonardo Di Caprio on the ground. He takes it and goes away. Some days later he is stopped by the police while driving like crazy on a city road. They ask him his ID and, to avoid unnecessary problems, he gives them the ID he found on the ground. The officer looks at the ID and back to the man. He reads aloud: ""Name: Leonardo, last name: Di Caprio."" He looks at the driver, a bit perplexed. ""Hair: blonde, eyes: blue."" Looks at him again. Then the cop calls his coll…

A bloke bumped in to me on the tube the other day and said, "Remember Leonardo Di Caprio." Then the same fella followed me home from the pub and said, "Remember Leonardo Di Caprio." Things then got out of hand when he tapped on my window at 11.30 that night and said, "Remember Leonardo Di Caprio." I thought, "That's it, I'm going to the Police." I told the officer I was being stalked and he asked if I could tell him anything about the man. I said, "Yes, he reminds me of Leonardo Di Caprio."

Why did Leonardo Di Caprio laugh at the Oscar joke? He finally got it!