The Devil's Occupation. Two men were watching the news, when a picture of the Devil flashed on to the screen. The first man turned to the second, and asked what it was all about. The second responded, ""It's the Devil. He's come up to Earth to perform even more evil."" Recoiling in shock, and fearing for his life, the first man asked, ""What's he doing?"" The other grinned. ""He's become a lawyer.""

Two people were standing in line at the movie theater... This guy was standing in line at a theatre when the guy standing behind him started to knees and massage his shoulders and he turned around and said, ""what the hell are you doing?"" The other man replied, ""I am a masseuser and I need to practice my craft."" The first man said, ""yeah? Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me f'king the guy in front of me, do you?""

A survey company interviews 3 Christians and asks them about their daily routine. The first man says ""Well, I wake up and kiss my beautiful wife and thank Jesus for this lovely day. Then I go to church if I am in the mood. If I'm not in the mood, I watch gospel TV."" The interviewer says: ""But I thought Christians had to go to church every Sunday."" ""Well,"" replies the man, ""My pastor never told me that."" The second man says: ""I wake up and eat a delicious breakfast, but not before saying…

NBA match craze :D It's game 7 of the NBA finals and a man makes his way to his seat at center court. He sits down and notices that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone is sitting there. He responds, ""No, the seat's empty."" ""The first man exclaims, ""What?!? Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the NBA finals and not use it?"" The neighbor responds, ""Well the seat is mine, but my wife passed away and this is the first NBA finals we …