Theater This Jokes

Two people were standing in line at the movie theater... This guy was standing in line at a theatre when the guy standing behind him started to knees and massage his shoulders and he turned around and said, ""what the hell are you doing?"" The other man replied, ""I am a masseuser and I need to practice my craft."" The first man said, ""yeah? Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me f'king the guy in front of me, do you?""

A man sees his best pal outside of a movie theater This guy sees his best friend in the whole world outside a theater and notices he's looking at a torn ticket in his hand, crying his eyes out. ""What's wrong?"" He asked him. His friend looked up, clearly relieved to see a familiar face. ""The movie I saw, it was horrible."" The man gave him a confused look. ""That's all? Cheer up, pal."" His friend shook his head. ""No, you don't understand. It was really terrible."" Before he could respond, an…