Three High-rise construction workers sit down on a beam to eat their sack lunches... The first one ,Bob, opens his sack lunch and comments out loud, ""tuna again!, I swear, if I get tuna one more time I'm jumping off this beam!"", he then angrily eats his lunch. The second worker, Jon, opens his lunch and declares, ""peanut butter and jelly again! I swear I too will jump off this beam if I get this again tomorrow"", he too eats his lunch. The third worker, Scooter, opens his lunch and makes the …

A couple are having trouble with their marriage... Wife: We used to have something special Jon! Something rare and precious! What happened to that? Husband: You spent it all dear.

Business trip to Las Vegas After a hectic day in the office Jon called to an expensive escort service. A beautiful blond woman came and a diner was served in the suite. An ambient background music and soothing landscapes made Jon feel good and ready. While waiting for the woman to come out of the shower Jon got a phone call. It was his mother in law who cried over the phone informing him that his wife Jannet got into a fatal accident and died this evening. She asked him to come ASAP next morning…

John gets a Christmas parrot John decided to get his wife a Christmas present. Maybe a puppy. Walking in to the pet store, he searches for the right puppy. ""Excuse me sir, are you looking for a Christmas present?"" the clerk asked. ""Yes, I think she would like a puppy,"" John replies. ""Here,"" motioning towards the back of the store, ""we have a very special bird, Chet. He sings Christmas carols. See, light a match and hold it under his left foot."" The parrot begins to sing, ""Silent night, …