Americans go hiking in the USSR A group of american tourists came to the USSR and decided to go hiking in a traditional Soviet way. They got the tents, vodka, made a camp in the forest. Suddenly a huge bear appears from the bushes, starts to roar and ruins the camp in a few seconds. The americans run as fast as they can followed by the bear. They run across a clearing where a group of soviet guys are having their drinks and barbeque. As they cross the clearing the americans accidently overtu…

"How'd the date go?" Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

Shoutout to my Cold War reenactment group! We're just a bunch of chill white guys, sitting at a table, acting stressed about the USSR.

I joined a Cold War reenactment group. We just sit around and act nervous about the USSR.