You guys hear that Bono fell off the stage at the big U2 concert last night? He got a little too close to the edge.

Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money? All their work is pro Bono.

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus? Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

What's the difference between God and Bono? God doesn't walk around thinking he's Bono.