A funnier shorter vampire joke What did the vampire say to the woman teacher? Bla...bla..see you next period.

Three apprentice vampire bats are taken out to a farm and told to get as much blood as they can find by their teacher. 15 minutes go by and the first vampire bay returns with a little bit of blood on his teeth. 'Where did you get that blood' asked the teacher. 'Do you see that chicken? That's where I got it.' the bat replied. Shortly after the second vampire bat returns with blood dripping from his snout. Where did you get that blood' asked the teacher. 'Do you see that chicken? Do you see that …

What did the vampire say to the teacher? See ya next period.

Three apprentice vampire bats Three apprentice vampire bats are taken out to a farm and told to get as much blood as they can find by their teacher. 15 minutes go by and the first vampire bay returns with a little bit of blood on his teeth. 'Where did you get that blood' asked the teacher. 'Do you see that chicken? That's where I got it.' the bat replied. Shortly after the second vampire bat returns with blood dripping from his snout. Where did you get that blood' asked the teacher. 'Do you …