Leonardo DiCaprio is totally getting laid tonight! This has nothing to do with the Oscar, just a safe assumption to make each and every day.

Leonardo Dicaprio must be sad. He only has one Oscar instead of many.

Considering Leonardo DiCaprio might win an Oscar tomorrow... 1. Leonardo DiCaprio? More like Leonardo NoOscaro. 2. Best actor category? More like the not Leo club. 3. I typed in 'Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar' into google and it said 'Did you mean if hell freezes over?' 4. I heard Leo thought he had won an Oscar for Inception, but then he realized he was just dreaming. 5. The only way Leo can win an Oscar is if Steve Harvey is hosting. Thanks for bearing through that, much like Leonardo DiCaprio had…

Leo's First Oscar Leonardo DiCaprio in the delivery room. Leo: ""What is it doc?!"" Doctor: ""It's a bo-"" Leo: ""NO! NO! LIKE WE REHEARSED!"" *Doctor sighs, handing the baby boy to Leo* Doctor: ""And the ""Oscar"" goes to Leonardo DiCaprio for the role of Father in Conception.