God the Artist A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question. ""Boys and girls, what do we know about God?"" A hand shot up in the air. ""He is an artist!"" said the kindergarten boy. ""Really?! How do you know?"" the teacher asked. ""You know - 'Our Father, who does art in Heaven...""

How The Government Works One day, a teacher assigns her kids to do some homework; ask their parents/guardians what the government is, since that's their next lesson. Little Johnny, one of her students, goes home that night and asks his father. "Well," Dad says, "Think of it this way. I'm the president, Mom is the Congress, our maid is the work force, and your little brother is the rest of the citizens in the United States." "I don't think I get it," says Little Johnny, thinking about this obs…

A catholic school teacher was teaching a lesson one morning and asked his students where Jesus was. "Yes Susie" he said as he called on Susie whose hand was raised. "He's in heaven!" She shouted with pride. He called on Steven who said "He was in his heart" The only boy left with his hand raised with had the most unusual answer "He's in my bathroom!" Everyone had a puzzled look on his/her face. "Yeah!" Said the boy.. "My father bangs on the door every morning saying 'Jesus Christ, ya still in t…

A catholic school teacher was teaching a lesson one morning and asked his students where Jesus was. ""Yes Susie"" he said as he called on Susie whose hand was raised. ""He's in heaven!"" She shouted with pride. He called on Steven who said ""He was in his heart"" The only boy left with his hand raised with had the most unusual answer ""He's in my bathroom!"" Everyone had a puzzled look on his/her face. ""Yeah!"" Said the boy.. ""My father bangs on the door every morning saying 'Jesus Christ