I have decided to write all my jokes in capitals from now on. This one was written in London.#London1189🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Watching WWII documentaries, it's always so heart wrenching when Poland is invaded and London is bombed by the Alt-Right.#Poland#London0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I see London. I see France. This is a very comprehensive Atlas.#London#France#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
London is like the best era of Batman at the moment. Well-orchestrated mild commuter panic and Prince stalking the streets.#London0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My Mother worries about me living in London sometimes. I tell her it's not London she has to worry about. I just injured myself on a potato.#London#Parents0🔗 ShareWhatsApp