Watching WWII documentaries, it's always so heart wrenching when Poland is invaded and London is bombed by the Alt-Right.

I see London. I see France. This is a very comprehensive Atlas.

My Mother worries about me living in London sometimes. I tell her it's not London she has to worry about. I just injured myself on a potato.

[first day as London tour guide] And over there is the Tower of [frantically flips through guide book for like 20 minutes] Eiffel.