I was late to a meeting traveling to West Virginia. I forgot to reset my watch to the mid 1800s.

A man from West Virginia and a woman from Kentucky got married... The day after their wedding, the man's father sees him storm into the house, gun in hand. ""What's got you upset, son?"" The father asked. To which the man replied, ""I shot my wife. I found out she was a virgin, so if she isn't good enough for her family, she isn't good enough for ours!""

Why is Halloween one of the most popular holidays in West Virginia? It gives them an opportunity to *pump-kin*.

The Hillbilly Vasectomy After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, but they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in …