The best part about being an abortionist..? [NSFW] I haven't had to buy dog food in a long, long time.#Animals#Food8444🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'll usually order the chicken sandwich. I like my food to be more cowardly than I am.#Animals#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
told my girl I was going to a wine tasting, now she's coming and I was just gonna eat a dead bird and some expired cat food behind a Costco#Costco#Animals#Food#Dark Humor0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"I'm a vegetarian but I eat fish." - People who don't get how definitions work.#Animals#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My son just handed me a duck & a pig from his puzzle & smiled as if that made us "even" for all the food/clothing I've given him.#Animals#Food0🔗 ShareWhatsApp