A man and a woman meet at a bar. A man and a woman in Arkansas meet in a bar. They sit next to eachother, admiring each other and contemplating a relationship. Once they've both had their fill of drinks, the man offers to take the woman back to his place. So they hop in his old, beat up truck and drive to the man's home. The woman says ""Hey, I live somewhere near here"" but she couldn't remember just where. When they get home, the man and the woman go up into the bedroom to have an intimate mom…

A hot shot East Coast newspaper... ...... reporter was on assignment in Arkansas, when he struck up a conversation with a young lady in a bar. After a half dozen drinks, he suggested they get their own bottle and retire to his motel room, and she readily agreed. ""Say, how old are you anyway?"" the reporter asked as the obviously young lass was disrobing. ""Thirteen,"" she replied with a shy smile. ""Thirteen ??? My God, girl !!! You get those clothes back on at once at get the hell outta here !…

Rednecks at the Pearly Gates Three rednecks in Arkansas are out drinking and four wheeling on Christmas Eve. They get drunk as a skunk, hit a tree, and all die and immediately go to heaven. Saint Peter meets them at the Pearly Gates and tells them that unless they have something on their person that can correspond to the Christmas spirit, they're doomed. The first fella easily pulls out a set of keys and jingles them around & says, ""These are the bells of Christmas!"" Saint Peter nods and s…

Pig With a Wooden Leg A traveler was driving through Arkansas when he lost his way and got off the main highway. As he drove by, he saw rows and rows of pigsties and pigpens and pigs running in fields and pigs wallowing in mud. Suddenly, his eye caught something really strange. He did a double take, muttered to himself and then looked a third time. He wondered if he had seen correctly - it looked like a pig with a wooden leg! He found the lane to the farm and drove up into the farmyard, where he…