At the 2014 World Women's conference At the 2014 World Womens conference, the first speaker from Canada, stood up ""At last years conference we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well, after the conference I went home and told my husband I would no longer cook for him, and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing change. After the second day I saw nothing change. But after the third day I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb"". The crowd st…

Son: Are you going anywhere Dad? Dad: No, I'm going to Romania.

Three girls are vacationing in Romania when they come across a gypsy The gypsy says, "I'll bet you 20 leu each that I can guess which country you're visiting from just by looking at you." The girls think there's no way this hack gypsy can tell where they're from just by looking, so they take the bet. The gypsy scans them for a few seconds and says, "you're all American." The first girl says, "damn, it was probably because of our accents!" The second girl says, "damn, it was probably because …

Two nuns are driving through Romania And they pass by Transylvania when a vampire leaps on their car. When the passenger nun fails to get the vampire off, the driver nun tells her, "Quick! Show him your cross!" The passenger nun shouts "GET OFF THE DAMN CAR!"