USA: "Hey, Canada, can you hold this for a second?" Canada: "OK." *USA hands Detroit to Canada* *USA quickly walks away.*

I was driving in Michigan and saw a sign at the border in Detroit that said “Canada Dry.” I really wanted a drink, so I turned around and went home.

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada? Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

The Canadian election consists of two men apologizing till one concedes, the winner is then elected king of Canada. Or something like that.