Houston, we have a problem Whitney Houston Jokes Whitney Houston to star in her new film. The Bodybag. One more.., If she wasn't before, Whitney Houston is definitely 100% soul now.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX? Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.

-Houston, do you copy? -Houston, do you copy? -God damn it, Houston! -God damn it, Houston!

I like messing with Texas by calling random numbers in Houston and telling them I have a problem.