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The first woman on the moon The first woman on the moon: - Houston, we have a problem - What is it? - It doesn't matter, it's nothing - What is the problem? - Nothing! - Please, state your problem. - You know too damn well, what the problem is!"

Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before take-off, an Army soldier got on and took the aisle seat next to the two Marines. The Soldier kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Marine in the window seat said, “I think I’ll get up and get a coke.” “No problem,” said the Soldier, “I’ll get it for you.” While he was gone, the Marine picked up the Soldier’s sho…

How long must this go on? Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before take-off, an Army soldier got on and took the aisle seat next to the two Marines. The Soldier kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Marine in the window seat said, “I think I’ll get up and get a Coke.” “No problem,” said the Soldier, “I’ll get it for you.” While he was gone, the Marine…