Did you hear about the new Arnold Schwarzenegger movie? No? It takes place in Japan near the Toyota Headquarters. He must save Toyota from poor builds, quality assurance and defective vehicles. Arnold Schwarzenegger stars in... 'Toyota Recall'

The Rabbi's Blessing A rabbi was walking down the street when, suddenly, a strong gust of wind blew his shtreimel (fur hat) off his head. The rabbi ran after his hat but the wind was so strong it kept blowing his hat farther and farther away. He just couldn't catch up with it. A young gentile man, witnessing this event and being more fit than the rabbi, ran after the hat and caught it. The young gentile man handed the hat over to the rabbi. The rabbi was so pleased and grateful that he gave the …

On a college road trip... In college I joined a student group called Students Against Undergraduates Drinking Irresponsibly (SAUDI for short). As you can probably tell it was committed to reducing the number and severity of alcohol related incidents on campus. After a successful semester some friends from SAUDI and I took a road trip to a nearby beach. On the way there I took a turn at the wheel. After a few minutes I realized that all the other cars on the road were Toyota Centuries. The others…

A jewish man's wife dies So he decides to place an obituary in the newspaper, and phones their agent. ""Just put 'Sarah died' in the paper."" ""But Sir, for the same money of only one line, you can add another four words!"" ""Oh. Let me think about that.."" He phones back a few minutes later and says ""Put in the paper: 'Sarah died. Toyota Corolla for sale' ..""