Teacher gave the second grade the homework to, ""dream big."" The next day, Toby recited, ""I want to be a computer genius like Riley Poole, and hack things and be a millionaire."" The class gasped in awe. Tammy followed. ""I want to save lives like Captain Sully, and be a hero."" Everyone cheered. Jenna, the blonde, said, ""I want to be like the waitress at the soda shop and serve people."" Teacher looked at Jenna, the blonde, in stupor while the class laughed and ridiculed her. A bawdier child…

Karma hits you in the face Three women dies for some unknown reason, they dont know each other. We can call them Sara, Jenna and Robyn. Before they can enter heaven, they needed to answer a simple question asked by God. Sara was the first in line, God asked her: How many times have you cheated? Sara looked at God and answers: I've cheated 4 times. God Answers: Here in heaven you get to drive a Volvo from year 92. Sara jumps in the car and drove away. Next up was Jenna. God asked her: Ho…

The all-knowing man Jenna: I'm leaving you! Ben: Is it because I act like i know everything? Jenna: Yes Ben: I knew it!

Was I your first? John and Jenna had just finished making love and in a post coital moment John asked Jenna,"Sweety I am feeling a bit akward asking this but was I the first guy with whom, you know". Jenna frowned and said," Yes you are my first! GeezI I hate it when you guys ask the same question"