What's the difference between the NRA and ISIS? One is a mob of crazed, gun-toting, raving psychotics with radical political viewpoints who rove around with surplus American military gear, inspire acts of mass-murder, and dictate terms to a public that wants nothing to do with them, and the other is... Uhh, wait a minute...

French Jokes What's the standard issue weapon in the French army? A white flag. What's the only French martial art? Parkour, the art running away. Like the entrance to Hogwarts, if you look at the French flag from exactly the right angle (like that of an invading army), it turns white. An American, Russian, and French soldier see a German machine gunner. The Russian calls on his comrades to repeatedly suicide charge the German until he runs out of bullets. The American calls for a synchronized b…

My biggest fear is dying alone. Not really stoked to die with people either. You know, dying in general doesn't exactly sound like pancakes.

"How'd you die?" "I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You?" "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."