Jose takes a trip to the USA Jose just returned to Mexico and couldn't wait to me about his trip to the USA. He said he went to a baseball game and sat in the outfield stands, directly underneath the flagpole. He said the game was great and all the Americans were so polite. Before the game stated, they turned to him and saluted him. Then they started singing to him, ""Jose, can you see!""

Did you know the anthem of the USA is about a Mexican immigrant? The first line is even about how he got in illegally at night: "Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light..."

USA lose graciously to Belgium in the World Cup. Obama says no hard feelings & any drones heading towards Belgium are nothing to worry about

The USA should invade the USA and win the hearts and minds of the population by building roads, bridges and putting locals to work.