A man enters a pun competition [X-post r/feghoot] I posted this on r/feghoot a few days ago. It's a sub with ridiculously long jokes that have puns at the end, but I thought r/jokes might like it too This man really needed some money over Christmas to buy his family some presents. So of course he was over the moon when he found out his local newspaper was running a pun competition. Now this man, being a dad, loved dad jokes and especially puns, and as all dads do, thought his puns were the best.…

Cemetery help. My wife & I recently bought a house. To get pretty much anywhere, the main road from our neighborhood goes through a giant cemetery. Now, a week before we bought the house, - on Thanksgiving morning - my wife gave birth to our first child - a boy (side note, I wouldn't recommend having a baby & buying a house in the same week if you value your sanity). Every time we're in the car together and drive through the cemetery, I now feel the awesome responsibility of fatherhood a…

My New Year's resolution is to stop telling Dad jokes, shouldn't be that hard, I never joke about my father.

Master List for Easter Dad Jokes Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? From Eggplants Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them! What day does an Easter egg hate the most? Fry-days. What kind of bunny can't hop? A chocolate one! Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken. Where does the easter bunny eat breakfast? at IHOP source: http://www.jokes4us.com/holidayjokes/easterjokes/easteronelinersjokes.html