A man is applying for a position at Comcast interviewer: So what makes you think you're qualified for this position? man: Well, to be honest, I think it's in my genes. interviewer: You mean you have family members who have worked for Comcast? man: No, I mean my grandfather was a Nazi.

What's a pirates least favorite letter? Dear sir, Your internet service has been disconnected due to terms of service violations and excessive downloading. Please return modem and accessories to your nearest Comcast location. Sincerely, Comcast

What's a pirate's least favorite letter? Comcast has received a notification by a copyright owner

Why did North Korea lose Internet? Because they switched to Comcast.