It'd be nice if the pre-requisite to being a politician in the United States of America didn't involve being a lying sack of shit.

The next President of the United States of America, Donald Trump.

If Donald Trump becomes the President of the United States of America... ...there will be hell toupee!

I'm really glad that Obama won in 2008 and was able to be the first black president of the United States of America his back up job was to be the first white president of Kenya.