What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?,"Oh well that's just uber isn't it#Uber0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Yet again my date made me get out of his car before we'd even had dinner. Uber is the worst dating app ever.#Uber#Dating#Technology#Driving+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Friends don't let friends drive drunk but I don't want them staying at my house And that's why Uber was created#House And#Uber#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
In the midst of all this negativity and hate please take comfort in remembering that I have a 5 star uber passenger rating#Uber0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My mom when I was a kid: "Never talk to strangers." "Never get in their cars." Me to my future kids: "Here's how to order an Uber."#Uber#Kids#Parents0🔗 ShareWhatsApp