Why does mohamed goes out with an explosive device? To bring it back to samsung, you racist.

One day an iPhone is going to explode, and Android people are going to be like, "Samsung has had this feature for years".

Tim Cook has announced that he's gay. Samsung just filed a lawsuit claiming they came out of the closet 3 years ago. #Apple

He said he was a Guardian of the galaxy, I thought that was pretty cool until I realised he was a security guard in a Samsung shop.