*Obama approaches podium* Fellow Americans, I like cookies with raisins in them *press starts booing* They're good & healthy *Michelle nods*#Obama#Michelle0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Co-worker: "If you love something, set it free, if it comes back it's yours to k.." Me - "THOSE ARE BOOMERANGS, MICHELLE."#Michelle0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Never underestimate a well placed "that's what she said". Unless your boss is standing behind you. Thanks for the heads up Michelle.#Michelle#Work0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
One difference between Men & Women is nicknames. Woman: This is Michelle, we call her Shelly Man: This is Johnny, we call him Long Nuts#Michelle#Shelly Man#Men And Women0🔗 ShareWhatsApp