🐾 What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears...

Q: What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL

Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops after three hos.

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Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th? Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

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How do you catch a polar bear? Go to the north pole and dig a hole in the ice. Set some peas around the hole and when the polar bear comes to take a pea, you kick it in the ice-hole.

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