What did Germany say to France after conquering Poland? Europe next.

A Frenchman, an Italian and a Bulgarian were on a trans-continental flight over Europe. ""Aha!"" exclaims the Frenchman. ""We're over my homeland of France right now!"" The other two asked him how he knows - ""If you do some simple math it's easy to figure out."" A while passes ""Aha!"" exclaims Italian ""NOW we're approaching my hometown."" When asked how he knows he says ""I know those mountains down there like the back of my hand!"" Some more goes by and the Bulgarian shouts ""Aha! We just pa…

A competition between France, England, and Mexico There was to be a contest between 3 countries to see who has the largest gorilla. France was up first, so the Prime Minister went up to the podium and told the audience, ""Our Gorilla is so big, when it raises its arms, he can touch airplanes in the sky. The crowd amazed, thinking no country could top that, was ready to hear England. The Prime Minister of England said, ""Our gorilla is so enormous, that when he raises his arms, he can touch the p…

France is a shitty country... Even the Nice parts are rundown.