What did the drunker muslim say to the drunk muslim? I'm Mohammad than you

Drunk and Drive में पुलिस से बचने के लिए शराबी ने निकाला ये मजेदार उपाय, जानकर हंसेंगे आप Hindi Chutkule: व्यस्त रहने के कारण और जीवन की परेशानियों के बीच लोग हंसना, खिलखिलाना कम कर देते हैं इसकी वजह से बेहद कम उम्र में ही अधिकतर लोग मानसिक तनाव का शिकार होते जा रहे हैं. मानसिक तौर पर स्वस्थ रहने के लिए हंसना जरूरी है जिसके लिए आप मजेदार चुटकुले पढ़ सकते हैं. FAV US ON Advertisement Hindi Jokes aajtak.in नई दिल्ली, 19 सितंबर 2022, अपडेटेड 6:42 AM IST Subscribe to Notifications > टीटू नशे की हालत…

A joke I received from my cousin this morning. 4 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine, kept it started for 5 mins then turned it off again. He then told them"We have reached". The 1st guy was too drunk.Without saying a word he got out of the taxi. The 2nd guy gave him money. The 3rd guy got out and said "thank you". The 4th guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked, he thought the 4th guy knew what he did. But he asked "what was…

What does a true Scot keep under his kilt? A Scotsman is at a festival, and he comes dressed in his best kilt (worn properly, of course). As the festival proceeds, the Scot starts to get very drunk, and so he sits under a tree with his beer mug and falls asleep. A couple of "pretty lasses" walk by and see the Scot passed out under the tree. "What *DO* you think he has under his kilt?" one of them asks the other. "I don't know!" she says. "Do you think maybe we should have ourselves a look?" T…