So what's the best part about dead baby jokes? They never get old. *ba dum tss*

Dark Joke from my sister when she was 6. Her: How did the dead baby get across the road? Me: How? Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

Sam goes to the doctor... Sam, who just turned 86, goes to the doctor. Doctor: How are you doing, Sam? Sam: Good! I just married a beautiful 25 year old and we are now expecting our first child. Doctor: Oh wow. That reminds me of something that happened to me recently. Sam: Oh yeah? What? Doctor: Well I was walking in the woods one day and I came across a rabbit. I lifted my walking stick, pointed it at the rabbit and yelled 'BANG!' Suddenly the rabbit fell over, dead. What do you think …

An 86 year old man goes to the doctor with a perplexing issue... The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the man said, >Things are great and I've never felt better. >I now have a 20 year old bride who is pregnant with my child. >So what do you think about that Doc? The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. >I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a …