My Point Jokes

Husband getting dressed: Me: Purple and green don't go together. Husband: It works for the Joker. Me: My point exactly.

You've taken 3 pregnancy tests this month. "What's your point" My point is that your shoplifting is odd and out of control Eric.

An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up… The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, “Things are great and I’ve never felt better. “I now have a 20-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that Doc?” The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. “I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting. “In a …

Sam goes to the doctor... Sam, who just turned 86, goes to the doctor. Doctor: How are you doing, Sam? Sam: Good! I just married a beautiful 25 year old and we are now expecting our first child. Doctor: Oh wow. That reminds me of something that happened to me recently. Sam: Oh yeah? What? Doctor: Well I was walking in the woods one day and I came across a rabbit. I lifted my walking stick, pointed it at the rabbit and yelled 'BANG!' Suddenly the rabbit fell over, dead. What do you think …

“Does this dress make me look fat?”, asks the wife… “Does this shirt make me look bald?”, asks back the husband.   “But you ARE bald”, says the wife.   “My point exactly!”, says the husband.