Which aisle is the Ukrainian sausage in?
A customer asks, "In what aisle will I find the Ukrainian sausage?"
The clerk asks, "Are you Ukrainian?"
The guy says, "Yes I am. But if I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would yo…