Dad joke gold? My 10yo is doing a project on Mississippi and one of it's famous residents was Elvis. She was doing some research on him and started asking me questions: 10: Dad was Elvis on drugs? M: Yep....I think he even died on the toilet 10: Whhaaattt? Was he going to the bathroom when he died? M: Not sure, but I do know....it was a pretty shitty way to go Cue: Laughter explosion, I don't curse around them so the impact was bigger

What does Elvis say when he gets an infection that standard antibiotics can't treat? MRSA!

Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"? Because he had a brother named Enos.

what is a vegetable's favorite singer? elvis parsley what is a fly's favorite singer? gnat king cole