what is a vegetable's favorite singer? elvis parsley what is a fly's favorite singer? gnat king cole#Elvis#King Cole#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Anyone got any good Elvis jokes? I'm the master of ceremony (as Elvis) for a Vegas-themed casino night. Thanks Reddit!#Elvis#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Dad joke gold? My 10yo is doing a project on Mississippi and one of it's famous residents was Elvis. She was doing some research on him and started asking me questions: 10: Dad was Elvis on drugs? M: Yep....I think he even died on the toilet 10: Whhaaattt? Was he going to the bathroom when he died? M: Not sure, but I do know....it was a pretty shitty way to go Cue: Laughter explosion, I don't curse around them so the impact was bigger#Elvis#Mississippi#Parents#Dad Joke+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What does Elvis say when he gets an infection that standard antibiotics can't treat? MRSA!#Elvis#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"? Because he had a brother named Enos.#Elvis#Parents#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp