Did you hear about the guy who watched that new Bruce Willis film five times in a row? He was a Die Hard fan.#Bruce Willis#Dark Humor#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Have you heard about Bruce Willis' new movie in which he has to infiltrate a Nunnery? "Bad Habits Die Hard."#Bruce Willis#Dark Humor#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Who should have played Bilbo? Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings? Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.#Bruce Willis#Dark Humor#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
In the updated version of The Sixth Sense, Bruce Willis figures out he's dead when he sees his name trending on Twitter.#Bruce Willis#Twitter#Dark Humor0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If Bruce Willis does any more Die Hard movies it will just be 90 minutes of him sitting in a rocking chair waiting to die from the flu.#Bruce Willis#Dark Humor0🔗 ShareWhatsApp