In the updated version of The Sixth Sense, Bruce Willis figures out he's dead when he sees his name trending on Twitter.

Bruce Willis found dead.... ....bored with acting

""So did you hear Bruce Willis passed away?"" ""Really? How?"" ""Suicide. Overdosed on Viagra and Cialis."" ""That's terrible!"" ""Well, he always wanted to Die Hard.""

I once met Bruce Willis at a fancy dress party. He was wearing a really shabby looking nun outfit. I was told that he'd worn the same costume to every fancy dress party he'd attended for years. I suppose old habits die hard.