Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash? There were Poles on the right half of the plane.#Warsaw#Moscow#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
quick historical Russian joke from early 90's Quick context - Soviet Union just collapsed and Moscow streets are full of desperate people trying to some money to survive. A dialogue between street meat vendor (V), and a potential customer (C): *** C: Was this meat barking or meowing? V: It was asking stupid questions.#Moscow#Soviet Union#Money#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Putin decides to invade Poland Putin decides to invade Poland. But first, he wants to check the future situation in his country by visiting a fortuneteller. Putin: Hello! I'd like to ask how much would a 0,7l bottle of vodka in Moscow 2016 cost. Fortuneteller: Hmmm... it seems about twenty. Putin: Rubles?!? Fortuneteller: No, PLN.#Putin#Poland#Moscow#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Moscow cops Did you hear the one about why Moscow cops patrol in threes? One who can read, one who can write, and another to keep an eye on the other two "dangerous intellectuals".#Moscow#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp