A man and a woman meet at a bar. A man and a woman in Arkansas meet in a bar. They sit next to eachother, admiring each other and contemplating a relationship. Once they've both had their fill of drinks, the man offers to take the woman back to his place. So they hop in his old, beat up truck and drive to the man's home. The woman says ""Hey, I live somewhere near here"" but she couldn't remember just where. When they get home, the man and the woman go up into the bedroom to have an intimate mom…

where r u from I`m from Arkansas, a few years ago I was in Pensacola, Fl. working with a carpenter. He said, ""So your from Arkansas?"" I said ""Yes."" He said ""I met a family that moved here from Arkansas a while back."" I said ""Really."" He said ""Yea, they had a son that was in the sixth grade and enrolled him in school down here. The first day he came home from school and told his dad, ""Daddy today we had reading and I could read better than anyone in class."" His dad said, ""well, that`s…

A few years after he became an ex-President, Bill and Hilary are driving around Arkansas and stop for gas. The guy operating the pump is about their age. When it's done and they're driving away, Hilary chuckles and says ""The guy at the gas station? My mom wanted me to marry him."" Bill gives her a big grin and says ""Can you imagine where you'd be now, if you'd married him instead of me?"" She gives him a cold stare and says ""Yeah, I'd be driving around with an former President of the United S…

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity? ""Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.""