"No mom I DON'T HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 18. "No mom I HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 28.

The conditions inside my car have drawn attention from my boyfriend, my mother, and the Center for Disease Control.

Me: Goodnight mom I love you Mom: I have a boyfriend Dad putting arm around Mom: This loser giving you a problem?

[getting dating advice from my dad] Just be yourself and don't do anything stupid "Well which one is it?"