A snail in in a bar... A snail is in a bar grabbing a drink by himself. It's been a long week and he is tired and just wants a quiet moment before he goes home to his wife and kids. In walks the fox. The fox sits next to the snail and begins to loudly complain about his bitch of an ex-wife. How she took the house and the kids (she could have them), half his money but she couldn't touch his baby- a supped up Camaro. He said that Camaro was about the fastest thing in the world. The snail is gettin…

TIFU by crashing my car into a shop X-post from r/tifu Okay, so a little backstory. I'm a bit of an entrepreneur, and recently moved down to Mexico after purchasing a chain of 5 convenience stores (TAB, if you ever wanna look us up. I promise we're good) up near the Texas border, all pretty much aligned on this one stretch of almost entirely empty road near the suburbs, miles from any other shop, and the only place the factory workers will go. My drive from our home takes me round a blind corner…

Did you hear about the LEGO truck that crashed on the highway? Authorities are still trying to piece everything together...

What's going on? A policeman passes a parking lot around midnight and notices a couple in a parked car. He stops to investigate and sees a man in the driver's seat and a young lady in the backseat, quietly reading a magazine. The officer knocks on the window and asks whats going on. "Listening to music," the guy says. Pointing toward the lady in the backseat, the officer asks, "And what's she doing?" "Reading a magazine, of course." "How old are you?" asks the officer. "I'm 28." "And how …