Baseball A man, Tom was with his friend, Larry, Larry was about to die. "Let me know if there's baseball in heaven". said Tom. The next day as Tom was sleeping he woke up to Larry's voice. "Tom, I have good news and bad news." "What's the good news"? asked Tom. "There is baseball in heaven". explained Larry. "What's the bad news"? asked Tom "You're pitching Tuesday". said Larry

It's Only A Game? At the golf course one Sunday, Bernie's about to putt, when a funeral procession turns the corner just off the course and begins to roll by. Bernie straightens up from his putter, takes his hat off, and holds it over his heart. He stands there silently like that, facing the procession, until it passes. Then he bends over again and makes his putt.       "That was a very thoughtful gesture," a member of his foursome says to him as they walk towards the next tee. "You are one com…

A dad puts his little girl to sleep... And the girl says, "Goodbye Grandpa" and the dad asks why she said grandpa, the girl replied, "I don't know it just felt right". The next day the grandpa died. The dad thought it was just a coincidence. The dad puts the girl to sleep and a few months later she says, "Goodbye Grandma" and the dad went along with it. The next day the grandma died and the dad thought that she knew who would die next! Several weeks later, the dad puts his girl to sleep an…

We're doing married golfer jokes now? One day a man and his wife are golfing. They have had a wonderful time and the man has had a near perfect game. The final hole, by far the most difficult, doglegs right around an old barn. With a terrible slice the man puts the barn between his ball and the green. Knowing that the strokes that it will take to get around the barn will destroy his score, he begins to rant and rave. His wife hating to see him ruin such a great afternoon makes a suggestion. "…