Luke Skywalker and Yoda are hopelessly lost on their journey... Luke: Yoda, we've been walking for hours! Are you sure that we're going the right way? Yoda: For the tenth time, told you, I have! Off course, we are!

Why did Luke Skywalker always try to stay busy when he was on Yoda's home planet? Because it helped to make the Dagobah.

What did Darth Vader tell Luke Skywalker at the dinner table? Use the fork, Luke.

Why didn't Luke Skywalker want to visit the Death Star? Because he didn't want death. (My 5 year old made this joke up and he was very proud of himself. I told him I'd post it here for cheap and easy karma)