Light bulb jokes How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the Diet Coke and one to call daddy. How many real men does it take to change a light bulb? Real men aren't afraid of the dark. How many militant feminists does it take to change a light bu..THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!! How many Altzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side. How many attention-deficit-disorder-kids does it take to change a light bulb? Look, a bunny. Ho…

Bit of a dad joke - trains in jail Q. Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned? A. Because of their loco motives

An 18-year-old Italian girl tells her Mom that she thinks she is pregnant. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test results show that the girl IS pregnant. Shouting , cursing, crying…the mother says, “Who wassa dah piga that do thisah to you? Ima wanna know!!” The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferarri stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit …

So a man and his father... A man and his father were at the man's house, when his dad notices a bottle on the table. He picks it up and asks, "Hey, whats up with this viagra stuff? Can I give it a try? The man replies with, "Eh, well, you really shouldn't..." -C'mon, just a little, I haven't gotten frisky in a while." -Uh, whatever. Try it... -Great, thanks. If it works well, i'll leave 10$ by your computer in the morning. So in the morning, when the man woke up, he noticed 20$ right next …