Which pirate makes the best food? Captain Cook.

TIL: Captain Hook ran an entire pirate ship. He did it single handedly too. He was a bit out of breath afterwards though.

Captain Jokes Captain: A navy captain is alerted by his First Mate that there is a pirate ship coming towards his position. He asks a sailor to get him his red shirt. The captain was asked, ""Why do you need a red shirt?"" The Captain replies, ""So that when I bleed, you guys don't notice and aren's discouraged."" They fight off the pirates eventually. The very next day, the Captain is alerted that 50 pirate ships are coming towards their boat. He yells, ""Get me my brown pants!""

A merchant ship captain spots a pirate vessel in the distance... He says, ""First mate, there is a pirate vessel coming straight for us. We must take evasive maneuvers. And bring me my red shirt."" The first mate says, ""Your red shirt? Why captain?"" Captain says, ""So if I am wounded in the coming battle, the men won't know see me bleed."" ""Good Idea!"" Says the first mate. They survive the battle, the captain is uninjured and they sail on. Two days later the captain sees 4 pirate ships in cl…